Cheesy poof spirals?

Should it be called food? No. It should just be called edible tongue fun because its just fun for your tongue. Ever wonder about the future of food? Maybe in the future we will eat the same gray bland nutrient paste everyday but it will taste great because we can trick our brain into registering it as any meal. Maybe we will be able to genetically alter our taste buds to make healthy food taste awesome. I bet we will probably just eat regular food and have some kind of nanobots that block the bad parts from being absorbed. All the extra fat, cholesterol, and sugar will just pass though our system into the toilet.

If we could alter our buds, does that mean we could make everyday objects taste like candy? For example, could we make wood taste sour? That way you could lick someones front door or your pencil and it would taste like sour candy. What if we made copper taste like cherry jolly ranchers? You could suck on a penny for a week. Could we make peoples skin taste like sour apple? There would be a whole new meaning for finger lickin good.

Does the shape allow for maximum cheesieness? It looks like there is more surface area than a regualr cheeto.